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There's no getting around it: Kids are weird. Like, really weird. Fortunately, most of their weirdness is pretty comical, and if you're lucky, it happens at home, behind closed doors where the neighbors can't see. An eagle-eyed neighbor recently texted the Cedar Rapids, Iowa, mom to let her know that her 2-year-old was up to no good -- and let's just say, the photos are a reminder of just how hilariously odd toddlers can be. Unbeknownst to her, Dax apparently decided pretty quickly that he was over Peppa. So over it, in fact, that he decided to shed every last piece of his clothing and roam around the house.
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Neighbor Sends Mom Photo of Son Standing Naked in Window
'Your kid is naked in your window': Story behind funny viral photo
Jennifer Boysen, a licensed practical nurse, student and mom of two boys, learned this lesson the hard way earlier this month when she left her toddler son alone for a few moments. Boysen had spent most of the day at school and needed to grab a shower. After spending some time alone with her son, Dax, she left him sitting on the bed enamored with an episode of Peppa Pig. But, while mom in the shower, Dax stripped all the way down and proceeded to stand in the window for the entire block — and, subsequently, internet — to witness. By the time Boysen got out of her shower, Dax was naked but back in front of his show. And mom would have been none the wiser — except a neighbor spotted the boy in the window and sent her a text telling her what was up. You can see the original exchange here , but we warn you, there is strong language in it.
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'Your kid is naked in your window': Here's the story behind hilarious viral photo
They say moms can have it all. But if that includes a random person texting me a photo of my kid, stark naked, standing in my window for all the neighborhood to see, I'll take a hard pass. That wasn't the case for Jeni Boysen, a mom of two boys in Cedar Rapids, IA, who foolishly thought she could take a five-minute shower while her 2-year-old son, Dax, was diapered up on the couch watching Peppa Pig.
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